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hazeltown: addams family mansion, nbd (by gracenguyen.)
miss-azura: sheislove530: -everysecond: 4ngelo: theodorepython: miami-tea: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!  JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.” I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS HES BREAD JIM JESUS CRUST If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! Best. Laugh. Ever. I’m toast. 
guccier: classyavenues: love those girls babes

aaaaanditsgone:

my new years resolution is to stop procrastinating which i’ll start in october or something

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1.Jan.13

wubatomicparticle:

tumblr is literally the result of putting teenagers together without any adult supervision whatsoever

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29.Dec.12
nogdrinker: i’m having a seizure and a stroke at the same time

drscratch:

When you want to enlarge an image in a post but it doesn’t enlarge

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24.Dec.12
massugarr: versaceeee
oast: well this looks perfect